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tylerchokely:

spankmehardbarry:

Guys there’s a Jesus ad at the bottom of my gay hookup app

good u need him
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bill clinton (via jeffreyeugenides)

(Source: lalondes)

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citizen: it's a bird!
citizen: it's a plane!
*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
superman: it's a metaphor
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buddhazilla:

Lookin’ good.
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bueno:

will u still snapchat me when i am no longer young and beautiful

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8bitchick:

this is exactly how i feel today.